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Dream Bath Cabinet

A Dream Bath Cabinet

will cure insomnia—will remove nightmares

and will remove impurities from the mind

We sell the genuine —$10.00 each

Send for Booklet

Sidgwick & Co.

Fourth and Washington Streets

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Number 9 - A Year's Campaign Against Nightmares

This writer has used an 1883 publication published by the North Carolina State Board of Health for her source text, the text called A Year's Campaign Against Dirt: Suggestions To Citizens Of Cities, Towns, Villages And Hamlets, How to Keep Their Streets and Homes in a Healthful Condition.

Number 9 - A Year's Campaign Against Nightmares

Attention to the Cultivation of Dreams

Most all minds have a few often-frequented anxious thoughts

upon which nearly all the attention of the dream scavengers is bestowed

leaving subconscious states to the chances, or awaiting miraculous release.

An Antidote:

Welcome it all into the body & trust its wisdom.

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Stained Dream 26

This inconvenience writer tells her students to use any means of disrupting visions.The wrute has used a page from the 1910 Stained glass tours in England by Charles Sherrill for her text, and has included an image from the 1905 The visionary, and other poems by Christine Swayne.

Stained Dream 26

The small, constantly recurring, and cunning chance

to refute any kind of visionary

glisten and glitter.

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What is a Collection 1

From the Convenience Philosopher Tradition:

What is a collection?

What is not?

When are people's inner lives & thoughts not collated and edited?

How impossible that would be.

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Inconvenience - Dissociation of a Dream

For the Dissociation of a Dream

Please Encourage

The Development of Schism in Reverie

A person in whom several incompatible dreams have become developed

may become transformed and altered for worse —

from order to chaos*

*How lovely

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What Does Compulsion Mean?

A Convenience Writer's meditation question:

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Dark-Room Dreams

This inconvenience writer makes clear her intentions and her preferences.

Dark-Room Dreams

I write the corrugated,

the plug,

the pulled halfway,

and a host of other similar small, but select and highly valuable,

frictions.

The purpose is disruption and emergency.

I love them both.

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How to Choose a Dream

Here is an advertisement for a book that promises to help the reader learn how to choose a dream.

The Dream: How to Choose One

by a Professional Dreamer, Author of "The Dream: How to Master it," &c.

Contents

Why One Dream Excels Another

How to Get a Good Dream Very Cheap

Reveries, a Collection of Facts and Theories

Some Plain Words about Old Dreams

Word-eaten Illusions

Training the Mind's Eye

Power Against Nightmares

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Inconvenience - How to Excise a Dream

This Inconvenience writer asserts that cutting is an easy way to spoil and/or remove a dream.Because this is an Inconvenience, it can be inferred that it is another person's dream that is to be ruined.The writer asks her readers to consider their own applications (which may be context-dependent) of the word cut.She has chosen the 1892 text, The Surgical Diseases and Injuries of the Stomach and Intestines by Frederic Bowreman, as her primary source.

How to Excise a Dream:

Cut

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Roy's Dreaming Powder

Here is another Convenience advertisement attempting to persuade potential buyers that dreams can be created or changed using a commercial product.If only it were that easy. Or is it?

The Best Dreams Come From Roy's!

Roy's Dreaming Powder is the greatest of time and labor savers to the dreamer.

Seasoned with Roy's Dreaming Powder, visions are superlatively light,

sweet, tender, soothing, and wholesome.

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An Evening from a Dreamer's Note-Book

This Convenience is from the Whimsy tradition, one of my favorite traditions.

An Evening from a Dreamer's Note-Book

Locate Whimsicalities:

It is marvellous [sic] how much amusement

can be got our of tantalizingly bewitching

Ideas and Images.

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Sweet Dreams Medicine 1

The creator of this convenience relies totally on the potential client's visual sense, as there is no text attached to the image.Each reader is left to scan the image for meaning, without clues.The creator seems to suggest that there is a medicinal (or, perhaps, magic) potion that can be prescribed to a client for sweet dreams.There are certainly some convenience practitioners supporting this idea.Most, however, argue that some work is also required.

Sweet Dreams

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Inconvenience - Unparalleled Dream Vice

This Inconvenience writer has used a page from the 1891 Merrill Brothers catalog for her source.Her choices of text clearly outline her intent.

The Unparalleled Dream Vice

Place the  mind here [in the vise/vice]

[Use the] Lever

[of]

nearly-constant self consciousness, doubt, and jealousy

[to apply] Pressure

This vice is excelled by none for heavy nightmare shop work.

For a self-esteem chipping vice it is superior,

the lever being extra heavy,

it cannot be broken with simple comforting thoughts.

The screws are large, with a strong negative thread, and well fitted to the human mind.

The vice is as long as the applications are wide,

thus securing durability.

This arrangement makes dreams become injured or worn.

This is a strong, compact, and solid dream vice,

one that will last many years of daily use.

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Homestead Convenience 38 - Fasten Strong to Forlorn

This farm convenience soothes with its statement that comfort can be found in the sum of little things.Focusing on the strong and pleasant aspects of life can create incremental change, and small events can also effect transition to a better vision.The piece emphasizes that a worthy existence is made up of both good and bad.

Farm Convenience 38

Fasten the strong and pleasant to the forlorn

and declare here is a worthy existence.

Daily comfort is the sum of little things.

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Inconvenience 7 - Never Good Enough

The text of this Inconvenience urges its readers to help others be better people.Who feels entitled to speak to, and for, other people? The writer encourages this sense of entitlement.The piece explicitly acknowledges that making people feel as if they are never good enough (whatever that means) is an Inconvenience; hierarchy and assumed superiority can create nightmares.

Never—For Ever Good Enough

A new impulse, a not-to-be-resisted wish to aid the lower order of creation

Awake from sleep to define the lower order.

Improve and organize Dame Nature's children.

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Academic Convenience 36 - They are Initiated

Some Convenience academics have attempted to discern, or create, some systems of order and/or patterns in convenience and inconvenience work.The fact that this convenience is numbered tells the reader that the piece is part of an attempt at organization.Note that the writer has used the qualities of fun, appeal, and harmony to describe her practitioners.Academics have contrasting theories about why this might be so.In one theory, the writer has been very lucky and has experienced only good dreams.Another theory posits that the writer chooses to acknowledge only the good dreams.Yet another theory suggests that she seeks to describe an ideal in which it might be possible to see only harmony.

Convenience 36

From Time Unknown

they are initiated by fun

and appeal

and in harmony with all.

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Inconvenience - The Farmers' Vice for Bad Dreams

Note the conditions listed in this Inconvenience, conditions that can help ruin dreams: seeds of bereavement, sickness, sorrow, and the varied trials of life. These conditions can provide the torque that pressures good dreams into bad dreams.Also note the comments about finding a happy medium between too much torque and too little pressure.This Inconvenience notes that pressure can be increased as soon as a dream shows signs of dying.This text provides direct and deliberate directions for creating nightmares.

The Farmers' Vice for Bad Dreams

[place the original dream between the jaws of the vice]

[apply pressure using the seeds of bereavement, sickness, sorrow, and the varied trials of life]

Please Note:

To hit that happy medium between press and squeeze

(essential to the preparation of a first rate nightmare)

we must know how much pressure we are applying

and it must be increased as the original dream dies.

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Practical Dreamistry

Here's a Convenience advertisement promising that this book can help anyone read the past and predict future visions.As an convenience academic , I'm very dubious about the ad's claims.

Practical Dreamistry

There is no more important study than that of dreamistry.

Many people are interested in it.

This book furnishes trustworthy information

& with a little practice any person will be able

to read dreams, recall past events, and forecast future visions.

Fully Illustrated.

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Inconvenience - The Beginning of the Journey

In this written instruction, an Inconvenience practitioner describes her methods for creating followers.

Where Does the Journey Begin?

First, celebrate at the mouth of the river called Discomfort.

Ditto the Plain of Possession.

And then, travel to and through

the Plague Bazaar

with its ancient gate of sorrow.

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Cosmopolitan Dream Book

This is an advertisement for dream patterns.Convenience scholars believe it raises fundamental philosophical questions about life:

Where do ideas and dreams originate?

And how might ideas and dreams be implemented?

Cosmopolitan Dreams

Book of 80 Sophisticated Styles

The Very Best and Latest; All Fully Illustrated.

JUST THINK OF IT

I can send you this big book of 80 dream ideas

for only 40 cents,

peruse it carefully and consider it candidly.

And Then!!

You'll have the privilege of buying any dream pattern for only 6¢ each postpaid.

Look for the Miasma Book-stall in the Bazaar.

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This archival drawer holds completed work, scraps, rough edges, and ongoing mistakes.

It holds everything that was found, blacked out, scribbled over, finished, unfinished, discarded. It all counts.

Come back next week to see more ephemera.