Roy's Dreaming Powder
Here is another Convenience advertisement attempting to persuade potential buyers that dreams can be created or changed using a commercial product.If only it were that easy. Or is it?
The Best Dreams Come From Roy's!
Roy's Dreaming Powder is the greatest of time and labor savers to the dreamer.
Seasoned with Roy's Dreaming Powder, visions are superlatively light,
sweet, tender, soothing, and wholesome.

An Evening from a Dreamer's Note-Book
This Convenience is from the Whimsy tradition, one of my favorite traditions.
An Evening from a Dreamer's Note-Book
Locate Whimsicalities:
It is marvellous [sic] how much amusement
can be got our of tantalizingly bewitching
Ideas and Images.
Inconvenience - Unparalleled Dream Vice
This Inconvenience writer has used a page from the 1891 Merrill Brothers catalog for her source.Her choices of text clearly outline her intent.
The Unparalleled Dream Vice
Place the mind here [in the vise/vice]
[Use the] Lever
[of]
nearly-constant self consciousness, doubt, and jealousy
[to apply] Pressure
This vice is excelled by none for heavy nightmare shop work.
For a self-esteem chipping vice it is superior,
the lever being extra heavy,
it cannot be broken with simple comforting thoughts.
The screws are large, with a strong negative thread, and well fitted to the human mind.
The vice is as long as the applications are wide,
thus securing durability.
This arrangement makes dreams become injured or worn.
This is a strong, compact, and solid dream vice,
one that will last many years of daily use.

Homestead Convenience 38 - Fasten Strong to Forlorn
This farm convenience soothes with its statement that comfort can be found in the sum of little things.Focusing on the strong and pleasant aspects of life can create incremental change, and small events can also effect transition to a better vision.The piece emphasizes that a worthy existence is made up of both good and bad.
Farm Convenience 38
Fasten the strong and pleasant to the forlorn
and declare here is a worthy existence.
Daily comfort is the sum of little things.

Inconvenience 7 - Never Good Enough
The text of this Inconvenience urges its readers to help others be better people.Who feels entitled to speak to, and for, other people? The writer encourages this sense of entitlement.The piece explicitly acknowledges that making people feel as if they are never good enough (whatever that means) is an Inconvenience; hierarchy and assumed superiority can create nightmares.
Never—For Ever Good Enough
A new impulse, a not-to-be-resisted wish to aid the lower order of creation
Awake from sleep to define the lower order.
Improve and organize Dame Nature's children.

Inconvenience - The Farmers' Vice for Bad Dreams
Note the conditions listed in this Inconvenience, conditions that can help ruin dreams: seeds of bereavement, sickness, sorrow, and the varied trials of life. These conditions can provide the torque that pressures good dreams into bad dreams.Also note the comments about finding a happy medium between too much torque and too little pressure.This Inconvenience notes that pressure can be increased as soon as a dream shows signs of dying.This text provides direct and deliberate directions for creating nightmares.
The Farmers' Vice for Bad Dreams
[place the original dream between the jaws of the vice]
[apply pressure using the seeds of bereavement, sickness, sorrow, and the varied trials of life]
Please Note:
To hit that happy medium between press and squeeze
(essential to the preparation of a first rate nightmare)
we must know how much pressure we are applying
and it must be increased as the original dream dies.

Practical Dreamistry
Here's a Convenience advertisement promising that this book can help anyone read the past and predict future visions.As an convenience academic , I'm very dubious about the ad's claims.
Practical Dreamistry
There is no more important study than that of dreamistry.
Many people are interested in it.
This book furnishes trustworthy information
& with a little practice any person will be able
to read dreams, recall past events, and forecast future visions.
Fully Illustrated.

Inconvenience - The Beginning of the Journey
In this written instruction, an Inconvenience practitioner describes her methods for creating followers.
Where Does the Journey Begin?
First, celebrate at the mouth of the river called Discomfort.
Ditto the Plain of Possession.
And then, travel to and through
the Plague Bazaar
with its ancient gate of sorrow.

Cosmopolitan Dream Book
This is an advertisement for dream patterns.Convenience scholars believe it raises fundamental philosophical questions about life:
Where do ideas and dreams originate?
And how might ideas and dreams be implemented?
Cosmopolitan Dreams
Book of 80 Sophisticated Styles
The Very Best and Latest; All Fully Illustrated.
JUST THINK OF IT
I can send you this big book of 80 dream ideas
for only 40 cents,
peruse it carefully and consider it candidly.
And Then!!
You'll have the privilege of buying any dream pattern for only 6¢ each postpaid.
Look for the Miasma Book-stall in the Bazaar.

Perfectly Hardy Dream Ferns
Convenience scholars have disagreed about where to place this text within the convenience traditions.Some argue that it falls within the botanical convenience tradition, while others would categorize is as a convenience advertisement.In my professional opinion, it spans both traditions.The writer has used a page from the 1901 Henry G. Gilbert Nursery and Seed Trade Catalog Collection. This indicates that she had access to botanical sources and seed catalogs.But she has used the source text to advertise dream ferns, plants which she believes can protect the grower from dream infection.
Perfectly Hardy Dream Ferns
1 Rapid growing foliage
2 Very graceful
3 Proof against chance infections
4 Inspirational
5 Liked by everybody
6 We have three dream ferneries filled with these plant.
They are sure to grow like a dream.
Order in the marketplace

Hints for the Realms of Dreaming
This convenience writer has used a Routledge and Sons booklist to craft her commentary.Convenience scholars note that she mentions an open cage, and she states that the openness is created by the wild [read natural] experience.The writer suggests that some dreamers may be caged and may not realize that the door to the enclosure is open.She also emphasizes the notion that dreams are common and freely available.The writer tells her readers that imagination and fancy may provide the desired resolution.She advocates exiting the cage and engaging with many different ideas.
Tourists' Guide Hints for the Realms of Dreaming
The wild state breeds the open cage.
How dreams ought to be managed:
Wholly know they are common objects of the ether.
Grow them with 200 different types of fancy,
with 200 illustrations of imagination.

Visaphos for Disordered Dreaming
Here is another advertisement for a dream aid, this one nutritional.
Visaphos
For all disorders of dreaming
Nutrition needed for happier dreams is amply supplied by Visaphos,
which is replete in nightmare-repairing and pleasure-giving constituents.
Visaphos is procurable at fixed prices from select locations throughout the world.

Inconvenience - Dream Poison is All Around Us
This Inconvenience is self-explanatory. It speaks to shared thoughts and dreams among people, and suggests how poison dreams might be perpetuated.Scholars have found that the image used in this text comes from Condensation of Vapor as Induced by Nuclei and Ions by Carl Barus, published in 1907.
Dream Poison.
It is all around us. It has always been used. It is very common.
Shut out all questions.
Crowd together & breathe again the poisons from each other's dreams—
fall ill, and inherit disease.
CELEBRATE IT
Is it not likely that breathing bad dreams
should scatter around still more hurtful poisons?

General Dream Conundrums
Convenience work is often expressed using metaphor.Practitioners sometimes fashion conundrums to encourage clients to think and feel in new ways, and these conundrums frequently contain metaphor.Here is a Convenience writer asking her reader to consider how the feeling of comfort may be compared to the seasons of flora.
General Dream Conundrums.
The dream conundrum generally contains a riddle.
For example, how is understanding the natural magic
of trees, plants, and seeds
like comfort?
Hint:
consider the circularity
supporting the seed and the great tree

Impeachment and Dream Witnesses
Here's another Convenience from the philosopher tradition.The writer's use of the word Impeachment does not suggest illegality; she is asking her readers to be thoughtful and precise in analysis and word usage.She asks us to consider our definitions of competency, relevancy, good, form, and nature.She would suggest that we may each hold quite different understandings of the words. She also suggests that meaning may change over time.
Impeachment of Dream Witnesses
Competency is a hopeful necessity.
Relevancy is good,
but what constitutes relevancy & what is good
when relative time and nature and form
are taken into consideration?

Truthful Analogy
This Convenience is from the Simplicity tradition.The writer believes that the work has been overly complicated, or has been presented as being too mystical or complex.She tells her readers that luck and coincidence have little to do with a good dream.A pleasant dream is whatever we (each of us or groups of us) consider to be a pleasing combination of images, meanings, etc.
In Truthful Analogy
Independent of coincidence, or fortuity of any kind,
the very ground work and basis of Dream Harmony
is simply a pleasing ensemble.

Inconvenience - Provisional Specification
Much Convenience and Inconvenience work involves subverting the more obvious meaning of a text or an image.In this Inconvenience, the writer uses a patent application (for a device meant to help people avoid poison) as her source.She subverts the patent's message by suggesting that poison can be inserted into the device itself, thus spreading contagion.Convenience scholars have located her source document: Improved Device for Distinguishing Bottles and the Like which Contain Poison by Eliza Cutler, published in 1902.
Provisional Specification
Improved Device for Proliferating Dreams which Contain Poison
This invention can readily and quickly form breakage, within reasonable limits.
The word "poison" moulded on the surface of the bottle
CONTAINS THE POISON.

Kitchen Dreams
This Convenience is an ode to the everyday, to the common, to the plain.I love this message for its support of the workaday world, and its assertion that not all dreams need to be fanciful and spectacular.The text uses the metaphor of a kitchen to deliver its meaning, for it is kitchens of all sorts that deliver nourishment.
The Cool Gaze
Kitchen Dreams
The kitchen dream is essential;
it is everyday, is elemental.
The practical side of dreaming is nourishing and needs no defense.
It is important because it affirms the plain statement
and describes the Book of the Workaday.

Re-Union
This Convenience writer welcomes all aspects of life into dreams. She invites the pleasant experiences and the [stereotypically] less pleasant experiences to reunite.She suggests that all emotions, thoughts, and states dance together to form better dreams.Her inference is that people are more whole[some] when they embrace both the light and dark parts of themselves.The date on the invitation places this convenience in 1868.
Re-Union
Feelings Joy Love and Pride
Fear Shame Boredom
Thoughts Serenity and Contemplation creativity Anxiety
comprehension Grace and Truth Meanness Harmony
~~~~~
are respectfully invited to attend the
Seventh Annual Meeting, on Friday, Dec. 4, 1868.
Dancing to commence at 7 p.m.
Presented by the Committee for Better Dreams
No RSVP necessary

Basic Condition of Dream Life
This Convenience presents another argument for the relativity of dream work. The writer asserts that dreams are connected to other dreams, and that they, and experiences, are not linear manifestations.They are events that form, un-form, and re-form constantly.Convenience scholars have located the original text for this piece in The Psychology of Attention, published by Ribot in 1890. The image of the clock comes from Electrical Clocks and Clockwork by Henry Dent Gardner, 1879.
The Basic Condition of Dream Life
namely, change, is not a chain, a series.
It is a mobile aggregate which is being incessantly formed, unformed, and re-formed.
More than once it happens that a dream evokes another dream
because there is a common emotional fact which unites them,
given time.

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It holds everything that was found, blacked out, scribbled over, finished, unfinished, discarded. It all counts.
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