Peculiarities of the Inconvenience
Image and text source: The Opium Habit and Alcoholism by Frank Hubbard, 1881.
Inconvenience: Weapons of Nightmares 1
Source text: The Fan in All Ages by Grolier Club, 1891.
Stained Dreams District Council
Annual Report of The Medical Officer of Health, The Urban District Council of Staines, 1906.
Inconvenience - Appliance for Encouraging Dreaming Wounds
Date of Application, 2nd July, 1889
Appliance for Use in Encouraging Dreaming Wounds
This invention promises to fill a mind and mouth
with pre-prepared pain
after which the whole is sewn up
with a piece of isolation.
Source text: Appliance for Use in Dressing Wounds by A. V. Pel, 1890.
Inconvenience - Poisoning Dreamers #2
Poisoning Dreamers 2
Administer doubts
and increase the familiar to lull suspicion.
The principal effect is a wrong feeling
so the mind's familiarity may soothe.
Disease-production is apparent soon after infection
and exceptional opportunities
for every variety of greater mischief
become possible after that.
Source: Arsenical Poisoning in Beer Drinkers by Theophilus Nicholas Kelynack, publication date 1901.
Autopsy of an Inconvenience - Origin
How does a woman come to be an inconvenience writer?This scribe tells her readers that a woman can be born attracted to inconvenience and/or made so by her experiences.
Autopsy of an Inconvenience
On the Question of Origin:
A morbid anatomy
may be found in both
nature and nurture.

Good Dreamer's Damages
Read with discernment: is this a convenience or an inconvenience?
Good Dreamers
Of course good dreamer's damages receive good care.
Naturally the possession of goodness in such a case
is determined by
the usage of our own common sense
signed, The Sweet Dreams Tunnel Company
Source document: Carriers of Passengers. Liability for Interruption of Journey, 1907, published by The Virginia Law Register
Archetype of an Inconvenience 1
This inconvenience writer uses a drawing from Joseph Maclise's 1847 Comparative Osteology for her source text.The drawing obviously suggests mortality.Convenience scholars theorize that some inconveniences are written to encourage the attitudes and behaviors of death prior to actual physical demise.This writer poses a rhetorical question about archetypes.She inquires (as have most thinking persons) about the source of suffering, or inconvenience.
What is an Archetype of an Inconvenience?

Inconvenience - Metamorphoses of Nightmares 1
This inconvenience writer recommends interpreting every nightmare, or night terror, as a possible source for future dream trauma.
Metamorphoses of Nightmares 1
Almost every kind of nocturnal attack forms an interesting case.
The solitary fright or terror, for instance, forms the food
of possibility,
each feast having its own special
prey diner!
Source text: On the Origin & Metamorphosis of Insects by Sir John Lubbock, published in 1890
Inconvenience - The Air Surrounding Envy
This inconvenience writer is a minimalist.She encourages the gentle act of whispering mischief and dissatisfaction to encourage envy among people.
The Air Surrounding Envy
is a fatal vapor
in many cases.
Sometimes the vapor is heavy,
but small drops
poured on the ear and mind suffice
to injure dreams.
So just whisper.

Inconvenience - Adulteration of a Dream 28
This inconvenience writer uses the 1822 A Treatise on Adulterations of Food, and Culinary Poisons by Friedrich Christian Accum for her source document.
Adulteration of a Dream 28
To materially impair a dream:
mix a small quantity of cold
commentary into the compound
dream.
Often there is nothing else to do
and often the solution is necessary,
pleasing, and satisfying.

Inconvenience - 98 Stained Dreams
98 Stained Dreams
Defacing dream effects
[activities or events that deface dreams]
promise division
& ample digression and shock.
They are so fertile and refreshing.

Stained Dream 26
This inconvenience writer tells her students to use any means of disrupting visions.The wrute has used a page from the 1910 Stained glass tours in England by Charles Sherrill for her text, and has included an image from the 1905 The visionary, and other poems by Christine Swayne.
Stained Dream 26
The small, constantly recurring, and cunning chance
to refute any kind of visionary
glisten and glitter.

Inconvenience - Dissociation of a Dream
For the Dissociation of a Dream
Please Encourage
The Development of Schism in Reverie
A person in whom several incompatible dreams have become developed
may become transformed and altered for worse —
from order to chaos*
*How lovely

Dark-Room Dreams
This inconvenience writer makes clear her intentions and her preferences.
Dark-Room Dreams
I write the corrugated,
the plug,
the pulled halfway,
and a host of other similar small, but select and highly valuable,
frictions.
The purpose is disruption and emergency.
I love them both.

Inconvenience - Unparalleled Dream Vice
This Inconvenience writer has used a page from the 1891 Merrill Brothers catalog for her source.Her choices of text clearly outline her intent.
The Unparalleled Dream Vice
Place the mind here [in the vise/vice]
[Use the] Lever
[of]
nearly-constant self consciousness, doubt, and jealousy
[to apply] Pressure
This vice is excelled by none for heavy nightmare shop work.
For a self-esteem chipping vice it is superior,
the lever being extra heavy,
it cannot be broken with simple comforting thoughts.
The screws are large, with a strong negative thread, and well fitted to the human mind.
The vice is as long as the applications are wide,
thus securing durability.
This arrangement makes dreams become injured or worn.
This is a strong, compact, and solid dream vice,
one that will last many years of daily use.

Inconvenience 7 - Never Good Enough
The text of this Inconvenience urges its readers to help others be better people.Who feels entitled to speak to, and for, other people? The writer encourages this sense of entitlement.The piece explicitly acknowledges that making people feel as if they are never good enough (whatever that means) is an Inconvenience; hierarchy and assumed superiority can create nightmares.
Never—For Ever Good Enough
A new impulse, a not-to-be-resisted wish to aid the lower order of creation
Awake from sleep to define the lower order.
Improve and organize Dame Nature's children.

Inconvenience - The Farmers' Vice for Bad Dreams
Note the conditions listed in this Inconvenience, conditions that can help ruin dreams: seeds of bereavement, sickness, sorrow, and the varied trials of life. These conditions can provide the torque that pressures good dreams into bad dreams.Also note the comments about finding a happy medium between too much torque and too little pressure.This Inconvenience notes that pressure can be increased as soon as a dream shows signs of dying.This text provides direct and deliberate directions for creating nightmares.
The Farmers' Vice for Bad Dreams
[place the original dream between the jaws of the vice]
[apply pressure using the seeds of bereavement, sickness, sorrow, and the varied trials of life]
Please Note:
To hit that happy medium between press and squeeze
(essential to the preparation of a first rate nightmare)
we must know how much pressure we are applying
and it must be increased as the original dream dies.

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